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No. Everything we publish is sourced to a primary document — a filing, a patent, a regulatory notice, a customs record. The tone is irreverent because the subject matter often deserves it. The sourcing is not.
No. Paranoid Humanoid is a research and intelligence product. We surface unusual, documented stories and analyze the money angle. Nothing we publish is investment advice. Your decisions are yours.
Every claim in every issue is linked or referenced to a primary source — an SEC filing, a FOIA document, a government database, a patent filing, or a corporate disclosure. We don't publish rumors. We publish documents.
If a normal person's first reaction would be 'wait, that can't be real' — that's the story. The bar is not weirdness for its own sake. It's things that sound implausible until you see the filing, and then the implications are significant.
Not always. Sometimes the weird part is a trade. Sometimes it's a trap (the obvious move that loses). Sometimes it's just the most interesting documented thing happening right now. We tell you which, every issue.
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