SMS TERMS & CONDITIONS

§Program Description

By providing your mobile number and checking the SMS opt-in box on our subscribe form, you consent to receive occasional, event-driven text messages from Paranoid Humanoid when a major story breaks.

§Frequency

Message frequency is occasional and event-driven, not daily. The exact number of messages depends on news events. We will not send a high volume of messages.

§Opt-In

You may only enroll by checking the explicit SMS opt-in checkbox on our subscribe form. You may not be enrolled by any other means.

§Opt-Out

You may cancel at any time by replying STOP to any of our messages. After you send STOP, we will send a single confirmation message and will not send further texts unless you re-enroll.

§Help

Reply HELP to any message, or email sms@paranoidhumanoid.io for assistance.

§Message and Data Rates

Message and data rates may apply. Check with your mobile carrier for details. Paranoid Humanoid is not responsible for carrier charges.

§Carrier Disclaimer

Carriers are not liable for delayed or undelivered messages. Supported carriers include all major US carriers; service may not be available on all carriers at all times.

§No Purchase Necessary

No purchase is necessary to participate in the SMS program.

§Privacy

Information collected through the SMS program is handled according to our Privacy Policy.

§Contact

Questions about the SMS program? Email sms@paranoidhumanoid.io.